Below, a sample of provocative wine names from 2025 pulled from the same TTB filings COLAClear.com screens against.

Each entry shows the brand, the approval date, and the grape (where the producer declared one — a surprising number are oddball hybrids).

• Attempted Murder — Driftwood · Dec 5, 2025 · Noiret (a red hybrid)

• A Frayed Knot — Love & Squalor · Nov 14, 2025 · skin-contact Gewürztraminer

• Moose Bouche — Moose Mountain · Jul 1, 2025 · Sémillon

• Poet-Nat — Echolands · Apr 28, 2025 · Cabernet Franc pét-nat

• Schrödinger’s Cat — Chateau Merrillanne · Jan 24, 2025 · Chardonnay

Read the entire list at:
https://www.colaclear.com/blog/funniest-wine-names-2025/